What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:27

Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
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Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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